January 2010
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December 2009
316 posts
i have
yes. epona’s song.
nickblackisadb:
despairxfactor:
a song from ocarina of time stuck in my head.
Epona’s song?
this is random
i just discovered i didn’t have any Anti-Flag on my iPod, what is wrong with me?
i’m running out of room!
didn’t have any Casulaties either, which i feel really guilty about since i was so excited to see them live when they came to Salinas back on ‘07
right before sophomore year started, i got jake’s autograph, sat on stage right next to the bassist, got...
i have
a song from ocarina of time stuck in my head.
wow.
fmylife:
Today, I went to the dentist after not being there for 3 years. I was told that I had loads of cavities and that I would need to pay $3,000 for a serious mouth surgery. The reason I hadn’t been to the dentist in 3 years: I’ve been married to a dentist for 3 years that said my teeth were “perfect.” FML
what a bitch.
fmylife:
Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn’t believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML
13871.) his penis is huge and i am afraid of it.
this doesn’t sound like Jackie.. (via blogsecret)
brother: ...you know, i don't think he has any friends.
me: then how do you know him? oh wait.. comic book store.
brother: yeah, he was a customer.
went in to get my last hpv vaccine (Gardasil)
the nurse looked over my shot record and decided i needed not only one shot, but FIVE.
two of which i’ve already had.
regular OR swine flu shot.
luckily i escaped with ONE shot that only felt like four.
haha, i’m such a crybaby >W<
looks like someone dodged a bullet.
fmylife:
Today, I got a call from a girl I fell madly in love with 8 years ago. She disappeared from my life with no trace. Turns out she just finalized her divorce, has 2 wild kids, packed on 75 lbs, has $25.000 in debt and is taking meds to keep from going crazy. Now she wants me back. FML
earlier.
brother: (blocking my path) what's the password?
me: move or i'll punch you in the nuts.
brother: (covers crotch) what's the password now?
me: *surprise crotch attack*
brother: (O_O) you got it right the second time.
2 tags
just now.
me: ...do you want me to hurt you fewl?
brother: you've already battered me enough.
me: not today.
brother: yes you did, you surprised me with that sneak attack. you got me like charlie sheen got his wife!
what a bitch
fmylife:
Today, I decided to take a nap while listening to my iPod, on the lowest volume possible. My girlfriend woke me up by turning the volume all the way up. I still can’t hear out of both ears. FML
ydi for being stupid
fmylife:
Today, I got a new laptop for Christmas. The picture on the box showed a woman balancing it on one finger to show how light it was, so I tried it myself. I dropped my laptop, breaking the hard drive and putting a massive crack down the screen. FML
13738.) You're my mum and I won't ever stop loving...
this is why i hate people
blogsecret:
I know that he cheated on you, I knew before you knew, and although he’s remarried now and leads a completely different life, he’s still my dad. I understand why he did it, too. He fell in love with another woman, wedding vows don’t always last a life-time, it’s not his fault. And now I see my life headed in the same direction - already I’m seeing how...
terrible family.
fmylife:
Today, I was unloading things into a hotel. As I went to get a bag out in the hallway, the room door closed and I had no key. When I knocked and asked my family to let me back in, no one answered. The doors are clearly not soundproof. I could hear them debating whether or not to let me back in. FML
